The Perry Bible Fellowship

I'm not quite sure where I first came upon this wealth of sick funny, but now it is yours to enjoy.
Perry Bible Fellowship

Retro Game Endings Website

I'm not really sure that I feel good about this. Go to a site, click on retro game of your choice, and watch the ending, recorded for anyone to see. It's kind of like... well, imagine being a little kid and watching a parade. Your favorite float comes by, and just as it does, someone runs up and tears the side off, revealing the clunky go-kart and greasy driver. It kind of ruins the mystique, understand? That precious ending that you worked so hard to get to now means nothing. Anyone can see it.
Retro Game Endings

Smokers, keep on smokin' - DIY wooden lung

Not much to say about this little tidbit, except that if you're a smoker and you're thinking about quitting because of the rising costs of health care and the fear of being stuck in an emphysemia ward, relax! now there's the Wooden Lung, right in your home!

Lego Knitting Machine

Tom Johnson has created this knitting machine from a Lego Technic set. Watch the video and wonder what you would want it to make for you, foolish mortal.
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Underworld Evolution

Once again Kate Beckinsale plays the vampire heroine and rescues yet another film from being pretty mediocre. To be perfectly blunt, most scenes with Kate were decent. Most without her were not. Running at just about 100 minutes made the film just right in length. By the end of it you weren't left wanting more, you were left wanting to leave. Before I go too far with my barbed comments, let me say this. It was a good movie. There were some very entertaining parts to it (Kate Beckinsale) and not all of the scenery was transparently made of styrofoam. All in all Underworld Evolution was a decent film, although sadly unable to stand up to the quality of the first Underworld film.
Underworld Evolution

Hard Gay golf, of course!

A Korean online golfing game company Pangya has caught the Hard Gay fever. Players can now don their favorite crotchless leather chaps and use balls that make Hard Gay catch phrases and sounds when hit. That's right. Hit the ball, make Hard Gay noises.
visit the Hard Gay website

Laugh until you pee.

It's funny because it's true. Musical comedy trio tripod brings it on home in this hilarious song about gaming and love...making.

Tripod perform at a Comedy Festival - Google Video

Build your own Dalek

Ready for quarter-scale world dominaton? Start by building your own mini Dalek. For those of you who are old enough to remember, the Daleks were the bio machine exterminator race controlled by the super-villain "Davros" in the british tv series "Dr. Who". Wonderful vintage sci-fi.
Build a Dalek

Ringing in the new year

OK, now that that's over (the crazed binge partying, etc.) I can post the first "interesting" item of '06. enjoy.
Cat With Hands